That Darn Gossip Boy

Face it we all have that friend that can’t keep their mouth shut no matter what. Hello that is me. I hear something juicy and super glue wont keep my mouth closed. I am Carlos Rodriquez and I am honored at this amazing opportunity to write for Junior Hollywood Reporter.  So let me tell you what I heard!

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Chloe Lukasiak’s mom Christi posted this picture saying “Working on a new project” well come on Momma Christi.  Can you be more specific. By the way love that top. So is this for Chloe Does it? Is it a movie? is it a sportswear ad? Am I getting warmer momma Christi?  What ever it is her fans will love it because it is Chloe. It could be her shooting a roll of toilet paper of the top of an old toilet in the city dump and the fans will go nuts. Speaking of which:

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True to form the second Chloe post something she is doing Maddie Zeigler fans start wall papering social media with stuff she is either doing or did 100 years ago just to get her name out there too. But this time they claim she is working on something AMAZING with this hair dresser guy. um ok. Fella what the heck is that in the center of her head? Looks like something I have seen on fancy cakes.  Let us keep in mind that Maddie recently signed to do some work with a modeling agency and this guy does hair for tons and I mean tons of magazine layouts but no, of course its for a super role in a super movie just like Book of Henry was her movie and she was the star of it. Hey don’t shoot the messenger I got caught up in that hype too and thought wow this is going to be amazing because after all the whole idea of the movie was Henry was protecting Christina only Henry gets killed off in like their first five minutes and Christina is barely seen only talked about. Like what the heck was that?

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A bunch of worthless thug punks in Scotland are attacking Susan Boyle every time she steps out of her house now. Buy you some mace girl.  You need some mace? I will ship you some if you need it.  Disgraceful that someone of her fame and age needs to fear for their lives every time they walk out the door having bottles thrown at her head and profanity screamed at her.  Hey Scotland yard are you real? I am watching you. You better protect my girl or I will be wildhorses all the way to Scotland.

BBDe5OUJada Pinkett Smith  showed up at the BET Awards looking like a million bucks. Is she getting younger?

BBDemkNDJ Khaled, and his mini me  Asahd Tuck Khaled, and Nicole Tuck turn up for the BET awards. Is this not the cutest kid ever!!

BBDb8SQAnd  did you hear about this guy who spent over 20,000.00 on a funeral for his son and a week later gets a phone call saying “Hi Dad” The authorities could not ID the body by finger print and messed up royally, I just want to know will the city pay him back for burying some homeless guy for them? I can not begin to imagine the horrible pain and suffering this family has gone though but I sure would be talking to lawyer if I was them.

19489723_1273650496087970_2039230136_nWanna put money on TMZ being the first to get a photo of Abby Lee Miller when she goes to jail? What are you guys stalking the woman? Come on every day a new picture emerges. If Abby walks out the door TMZ is there with a camera.  Come on Abby close your mouth and put on some make up or something. You know good and well they are out there watching for you.  By the way nice shoes. And what the heck was with those pictures Abby was posting yesterday in some mansion with her all dolled up looking 100 lbs thinner? When was that taken or whose body did she photoshop her head on. Because the pics from TMZ (Yea them again) yesterday and the ones today say ummm nope not Abby’s body.  Same face, Same New Jersey Housewife bump in the hair but nope no way , not the same body. Sorry Abby didn’t float. Try a new turd.

th Rumors are also flying that my girl Miss Kendall K Vertes has booked a movie. Sent a message to Queen Momma Jill asking for verification but she did not answer. Hurt my feelings Queen Jill.  You know we love you and Kendall K. So spill it. Is she or  aint she in that movie or is someone hacking IMDb again.  Anyway sure hope my girl does some more work after Dance Moms because I don’t want to move to Pennsylvania to stalk her. It is way to cold up there for me and my delicate body cant handle cold. By the way isn’t that the same shirt Kenzie had on in a recent photo shoot in PA at her shared Birthday party?

Well that is enough hog wash for one night. When we know something for sure someone else will write about it because I just write about the juicy stuff and make folks wonder. I mean why should I be the only one staying awake at night wondering what on earth is true and what isn’t anymore.

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